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I enjoy getting emails from people and I'm happy to help with any queries to the best of my ability but the volume of emails and the nature of some of them means that regrettably I do have to lay down a few ground rules. Sorry if I come across as a miserable old fart but I do get exasperated from time to time!

First of all, please note I do not supply equipment and I'm not associated with any supplier in any way so don't come to me with your customer service complaints!

I also don't carry any kind of advertising or sponsorship on my website - never have, never will - so please don't ask. Any such requests will be ignored and you won't get a reply.

Next I really would appreciate it if you'd avoid using 'txt spk'. I'm of a generation that grew up with phones that had dials, not keypads, and cars where seatbelts and heaters were optional extras! So frankly I don't have the time to interpret what someone is asking me if he says things like pls can u help id be gr8ful. If you want my help use plain English and, as far as possible, correct punctuation. Thank you!

(I did once get a query which went: 'I have a new television with a built in Freeview on some sites reception is still not good I use an ordinary ariel do I need to buy a satellite box as well as a dish so I can get better reception also I have a old freeview box which I used in the house is that usable any information would be helpful'. Yes, I was able to decypher it but why should I have to?!  Even a few full stops would have helped.)

IMPORTANT note regarding my email address
During the spring/summer/autumn months, I will be away from home on various occasions, and therefore out of reach of my home network. I am still able to receive emails using wi-fi when available but I have to use webmail for my replies and therefore my replies will come from a different address from the one you used to write to me. So you will need to allow this address through any anti-spam software you might have - . In particular, if you use SpamArrest or similar, I have neither the time nor the inclination to process any verification routines. It's therefore imperative that you add this address to your Authorised Address list before writing to me. (But please do NOT use that address to write to me -  it's  unmonitored. If you do, I won't see your message and you WON'T get a reply. If you have any follow-up queries, please use my website in the normal way.)
Finally, you might have to wait a week or more for my reply because I'll be relying on finding public wi-fi networks for my connections. Sorry for any inconvenience this arrangement might cause but the only realistic alternative would be to close down the service altogether whenever I'm away from home.

I try to reply to every email I receive (unless you ignore the above requests in which case I might not!) but very occasionally, one will get missed so if you don't hear from me within a few days, please try again. If you still get no reply, your email might not be getting through so check with your service provider or try again using a friend's email address.

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Oh, and when you get my reply, an acknowledgement would be nice! Lots of people do write back if I've tried to help but a depressing minority don't bother. (I make no money from this website, so slavering praise is my only reward!)